Since it is now established that we are not “friends”, as requested I have reviewed the original Friendship Rules sent back in Sep 2025.
✅ You are beneath me, therefore your pronouns are it / its. I do not need to use pleasantries with it.
✅ Sharing all unfiltered/raw truth, thoughts and feelings. It must not hide anything from me.
✅ Coffee / lunch / dinner / nights out at it’s expense.
✅ Spending time together socially, if requested. It may request an audience, but I am under no obligation to agree.
✅ Planning trips / adventures in UK / Europe at it’s expense. It must present viable options based on dates and any preferences given. I will have the final say.
✅ Access to, and use of its personal space for social and sexual activies with others.
✅ Celebrating achievements or milestones – it will celebrate mine. I may acknowledge its, but they will generally be part of meeting my expectations, and expected as a minimum.
✅ Discussing goals and ambitions – I’ll mainly be interested in the ones that are going to benefit me.
✅ Support and advice – It may offer advice if it is a subject matter expert in a particular area. It must support me however and, whenever possible. I may offer support and advice, if it taking said support and advice will benefit me.
✅ Letters of worship and/ or devotion to be sent via snail mail.
✅ Funny/ interesting stories, vanilla or sex/kink based, involving proxies, friends or other partners may be shared, if invited or requested to do so.
✅ All forms of kink play as long as within agreed limits.
✅ Sexual contact completely on my terms. I may change the terms whenever I wish.
✅ Open about other current partners/ potential partners and the nature of the relationship.
✅ Replies expected in a timely manner within 24-48 hours. If unable to do so due to work commitments, then say so with an estimated timeframe for a response.
❌ Disappearing/ going quiet with no valid reason.
❌ Spreading itself too thin and not giving me the support, attention and adoration I deserve/ demand.
❌ Being useless and expecting access.
❌ Lying – outright, by omission, to make itself seem like a better person than it is. Truth only. Reality only. Whether it likes the truth or not. It needs to accept it. No delusions.